Christian Witzke is the biggest waste of height to ever roam the earth, which he takes up half of because of his sheer size. Scientists have concluded that he might have a little zest due to the fact he does not speak to the female species. Christian loves to eat, it is actually his main sport. He also plays soccer and lacrosse as a goalkeeper (he takes up the whole goal). Christian also has bad knees from holding up the weight of his gargantuan body. Due to his extreme weight he runs like a snake moving side to side as he runs. Christian is very un intelligent scoring a high of 73 on his music test.
by By Shane Schgrodum October 17, 2023
Get the Christian Witzkemug. A term used when people of Christian faith go to after the time of retirement to live there years within the Holy Spirit.
by PastorsRLife September 24, 2019
Get the Christian Asylummug. Puesdo Christian who only use bible verses that support their feelings. They only like white people.
by Wordsrimportant October 20, 2019
Get the Trump Christianmug. by Chrwis October 1, 2023
Get the Sophie & Christianmug. Christian Santiago is the hottest guy you will ever meet, you will fall in love in 0.2 seconds, he is just THAT sexy ass nigga and he just needs to be praised because god put all his work into his looks.
by WxkeChris January 28, 2022
Get the Christian Santiagomug. John: Great Easter service, will you come back again next week?
Tim: No, I probably won't be back until Christmas, I'm an occasional christian
Tim: No, I probably won't be back until Christmas, I'm an occasional christian
by Butt Hertz September 6, 2017
Get the occasional christianmug. The kind of guy to wear a "i'm on a boat" shirt in 2018. He plays basketball and clash royale. This piece of shit doesn't know what hes talking about. He is about 50% chad
by Johnny Fruitlegs May 2, 2018
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