Birthday-Brodie'd

To be hurt, insulted, wronged, or otherwise undermined directly and/or indirectly by a former friend and/or teammate on your birthday.

To celebrate turning 29, Kevin Durant was Birthday-Brodie'd because he is a bitch.

by stretch88 September 29, 2017

Birthday Balloon

A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.

“It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”

“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”

by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018

breaking bad birthday

Getting a handjob. Just like walt did on his birthday

What did you and the wifey do last night?

She gave me a breaking bad birthday

by Nubs2024 January 23, 2024

National Happy Birthday Jeff Weiss day

March 17 is jeff weis birthdya Say happy birthday jeff weiss on march 17 it’s national day!’

wow i sure do love jeff weiss!
me too, i’m so happy it’s national happy birthday jeff weiss day!

by Jeffweiss March 17, 2021

Birthday kisses

On someone’s birthday u gotta give them kisses depending on there age

Hey look they haven’t gotten birthday kisses
That means they gotta get kisses on their birthday

by joshhutcherson December 5, 2023

Happy Birthday Grimace

What is on your Amazon wishlist

Happy birthday grimace, your shake is so delicious, please i wanna try it or i just dont wanna live-mace HELP

by mtyuaduauduve3845 July 22, 2023

First birthday

The act of sitting your unwiped ass on your partner's face while teabagging them, then ejaculating in and around their mouth. The end result resembles a baby that smeared cake all over itself at its first birthday party.

I got fired because the security cameras caught me giving Carol a first birthday in the supply closet.

by Stephen Jung December 9, 2013