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Beef yourself

to shart you pants, to fart, or to have dysentery.
“Hey, did you just beef yourself? It stinks in here.”
by carolthebiggirl March 9, 2023
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beef wreath

i left my wife after she tried to beef wreath me
by PfunkNH June 19, 2016
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seasoned beef

Having sex with multiple partners in a day without washing your penis. It is a seasoned beef.
By my 5th date I had a seasoned beef.
by Gas Guru December 9, 2018
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Tool beef

A beefy tool. He will have a greasy beard and moustache that curls around his lips. He will choose Pilsner over water anyday.
Man, that guy is a serious Tool Beef.
by BritEvans April 20, 2019
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beef machine

A big burly man who does nothing but has sex. That's all he does.
by Schmungle June 5, 2017
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shitty beef

Where a situation is terrible for anyone involved.
Brad: So the cops came and everyone was underage...
Tom: that’s some shitty beef man..
by Geigs33 June 13, 2018
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