Beef yourself

to shart you pants, to fart, or to have dysentery.

“Hey, did you just beef yourself? It stinks in here.”

by carolthebiggirl March 9, 2023

beef wreath

When a sexual partner shits around the neck

i left my wife after she tried to beef wreath me

by PfunkNH June 19, 2016

seasoned beef

Having sex with multiple partners in a day without washing your penis. It is a seasoned beef.

By my 5th date I had a seasoned beef.

by Gas Guru December 9, 2018

Tool beef

A beefy tool. He will have a greasy beard and moustache that curls around his lips. He will choose Pilsner over water anyday.

Man, that guy is a serious Tool Beef.

by BritEvans April 20, 2019

beef machine

A big burly man who does nothing but has sex. That's all he does.

My man Brandon is a beef machine.

by Schmungle June 5, 2017

shitty beef

Where a situation is terrible for anyone involved.

Brad: So the cops came and everyone was underage...
Tom: that’s some shitty beef man..

by Geigs33 June 13, 2018

beefed him

To anally penetrate another man

Ah yesterday Tom Beefed him!

by JamesPH1997 May 10, 2018