Beef-Jerkie

A person who works out all the time and can't form a complete sentence; nothing in the brain.

The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"

by FitnessTBay October 23, 2012

Beef Cupcake

Someone who satisfies all of the following characteristics:

1. Somebody muscular, but less so than a beefcake (usually male).

2. A gymrat who hasn't discovered 'roids.

3. Someone who wears a speedo at pool parties.

My goal is not to become a beefcake. That's too much. I just want to be a beef cupcake.

A beef cupcake just ate my chicken.

- "Hey man, you want some 'roids?"

- "Nah, man, I'm just a beef cupcake."

My girlfriend / boyfriend is not into beefcakes. Thank goodness I'm just a beef cupcake.

by beef_cupcake_in_training August 6, 2012

beef job

Slang for cunnilingus.

I really wanted to impress your mom so I gave her the best beef job of her life.

by Holla D March 4, 2011

Beef Skillet

A sexual experience in which two fat guys have a skinny girl between them and once the fat guys are all sweaty, they flip over.

Dustin and I have to gain some weight before we can beef skillet you.

by Liver and Oignons June 29, 2011

Beef yourself

to shart you pants, to fart, or to have dysentery.

“Hey, did you just beef yourself? It stinks in here.”

by carolthebiggirl March 9, 2023

Beef a queef

To queef in a particularly prodigious or boisterous manner.

"Dude, last night I was pounding this girl from behind and she beefed a queef that parted my pubes!"

"Was that a fart or did you beef a queef?"

by Vither Creator March 30, 2023

Bitch Beef

Women, particularly 2 or more, who have a lot of tension, stress and malice towards each other. Usually involves petty drama, or semi-serious allegations.

“Damn, why are Chichi and Drac so tilted over Gulab Jamon..?”

“Bitch Beef my bother, Bitch Beef.”

by Outrun February 14, 2023