sad burrito

Someone who is sad yet does nothing to make it better.

You: I'm so sad I can't get out of bed
Your mom: Stop being a sad burrito

by RustyTaco44 December 8, 2020

angry burrito

Someone who doesn't know how to express their emotions so they get angry and project this anger onto others.

Michael: You're stressing me out even further!
ME: Stop being an angry burrito

by RustyTaco44 December 8, 2020

seeing the burro

The moment that first sip of morning coffee hits the brain of a caffeineaholic when they are groffy. Reference Columbian Coffee advert icon Juan Valdez and his burro.

(seeing person literally come alive again from grogginess with the caffeine rush of FCOTD) "Yep, she's seeing the burro now!"

by lafftur January 21, 2010

Fat-man Burrito

When a sweaty fat man sits on a burrito and someone finds it later and eats it.

Dude I was eating a burrito earlier and found out it was a Fat-man burrito.

by Lulu6262 March 6, 2010

big momma's burrito

Another term for a female's vagina after a full night of gangbang.

The next morning I woke up with a big momma's burrito!

by doucheoreilly November 23, 2011

The Golden Burrito

When you urinate on your partner and wrap them up in a blanket. To top it off, cum on them and sprinkle with a little cilantro.

I gave that bitch The Golden Burrito last night.

by Lisaharv September 4, 2015

new jersey burrito

A New Jersey burrito is when two or four guys smother each other in dung from any animal, place cabbage all over each part of the body, and then slowly sucking on the lettuce pieces and listening to trap and/or Screamo Thrash Tech.

"Yo breh, I'm feelin a New Jersey Burrito tonight, you in?"

"Breh, breh, fuck yeah, can't wait to suck some cabbage off of you"

by LickinGoodCabbage July 19, 2016