Boner Funeral 

Verb. To return to a flacid state after ejaculating.

I attended a wake in her pussy, but boner funeraled in her ass.

Boner Funeral by Pop Rox25 May 27, 2018

Boner thoughts 

Usually inappropriate thoughts that accure when one is aroused, but one wouldn't consider under any other circumstances.

Hey, sorry for asking nudes even though you have a boyfriend, it was one of those boner thoughts .

Boner thoughts by IDK this needed to be a thing May 31, 2018

Boner Barbarian 

An annoying cunt who is very attached to an erect penis

Person1: Tells bad joke about Erect Penises. While being an annoying cunt
Person2: Stop being a fucking Boner Barbarian. You fat cunt

Boner Barbarian by Fake guy fucking your mom June 1, 2018

Boner Gravy 

A TERM FOR EJACULENT FOR MALE HUMANS

He just replaced regular gravy with his boner gravy it was disgusting that guy ruined thanksgiving for EVERYBODY

Boner Gravy by Fudgedragon2005 June 21, 2018

boner scratch 

having your boner ruffled and gyrated upon by another human in some fashion, in a way that satisfies a pre-existing desire, typically accomplished through grinding.

Bro, think that girl will give me the 'ol boner scratch?

boner scratch by Boner?...I barely know her! July 22, 2018

boner intercourse 

when you have this <==3 be a boner and be fuckin shoved into this (_o_).

billy: I nutted but i had a boner

jimmy: you had boner intercourse

boner intercourse by <==3r1 June 22, 2019

Boner Zone 

-anything that a male human finds arousing

That redhead with the bodacious rump really hits me in my boner zone.

Boner Zone by GrEEKNESS75 June 30, 2019