The worst state in the United States. Most people who live here are: 1. Born here and never move. 2. Are forced to live here either because of the military or because they are under 18 and have insane parents who make them live in this shithole. Most people walk around carrying a gun and spouting how they think alaska's "LIKE TOTES AMAZING AND WE CAN LIKE SHOOT EVERYTHING AND ITS LIKE 40 DEGREES BELOW ZERO BUT ITS LIKE TOTAL PARADISE! OMG LIKE TOTALLY!!!"
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1. The feeling of release experienced while experiencing Alaska through the lens of reality TV.
2. The overall obsession of American pop culture with all things Alaskan (i.e. Deadliest Catch, Ice Road Truckers, Palin Family)
2. The overall obsession of American pop culture with all things Alaskan (i.e. Deadliest Catch, Ice Road Truckers, Palin Family)
I had an alaskgasm watching Sarah Palin holding that moose by its giant rack.
I had multiple alaskgasms watching Bristol Palin dancing and shaking her giant rack.
Deadliest Catch gives me a cold, wet alaskgasm, followed by crabs.
I had multiple alaskgasms watching Bristol Palin dancing and shaking her giant rack.
Deadliest Catch gives me a cold, wet alaskgasm, followed by crabs.
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Alaska is hilarious and has a laugh like an angel. Alaska's laugh can make a grown man have an erection just by hearing it.
Alaska is a rockstar.
Alaska is hilarious and has a laugh like an angel. Alaska's laugh can make a grown man have an erection just by hearing it.
Alaska is a rockstar.
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When you are so incredibly high that the only thing you can mutter to your smoking buddy is "I'm baked Alaska". And instantly they know how dank your weed was.
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