anal cookies

(noun) (plural) small flakes of human fecies that form along the length of the shaft of the penis while a person is being violently sodomized (pounded anally)

Nelson could smell the fresh batch of anal cookies that were cooking in his wife's kitchen.

by DAD-ANAL November 07, 2006

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Anal Sex

When a guyy sticks his penis in ur ass.

THIS SHIT REALLYY FUCKINGG HURTS.!

some girls like it but some girls onlyy do it for the guys pleasure. i onlyy do it for the guy. = but onlyy for one guy. ;)
guys say its better than regular sex. ! haha

I let him fuck me in the ass.

We had anal sex.

Butt sex is pleasurable.!

by djsklafhdjksalexwinn July 11, 2008

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anal chugging

Done only be college students apparently...it is where a person takes the keg tube, shoves it up their butt, and turns it on, shooting beer into their colon....the lining of the colon is super absorbant, so they feel they will get more drunk in a shorter amount of time this way.
It is also believed that because they are not DRINKING the alcohol that they would be able to pass a breathalyzer test (they are wrong).

Steve told Mindy that in order for Billy to catch up he would have to do some anal chugging because they have been drinking for hours

by Niki May 26, 2004

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Anal Hurts

An opinion often given by either blokes or women, for there first time having anal sex.

I tell you what, im never having anal sex with andy again....anal hurts!

by Andy woodster February 05, 2008

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anal pendant

Like a pearl necklace, but a single gob deposited on or near the anus.

Having already dumped a load into his cockholster, he didn't have enough in reserve to serve up a pearl necklace, so he gave her an anal pendant instead.

by Thrice Goatly December 08, 2009

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