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Evaning

Pretending like something that really hurts, does not hurt at all.
Dude, Evan got punched so hard in the arm but he said "I swear it didn't hurt."
Stop Evaning, we know it hurts!
by Lon2.0 November 18, 2020
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Evan

A guy who likes to think he is control of things especially when he likes someone. He tends to be possessive and jealous over what he believe is his girl.

He does not know how to control his anger or mood swings because he often upset with something going wrong in his life and it usually involves a female.
Don't worry about him, he is just Evan. He is harmless for the most part. Just be careful what you may do, you could regret it later on possible or not.
by the apparent Evan's love September 24, 2025
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evan combs

To be the whitest boy around who live off his daddy's money for his whole life. Occasionally tries to rap but ruins it.
Husband: hey honey I think we need to start thinking about of financial future.

Wife: what do you mean sweetie?

Husband: I want to make enough money so we can ensure our children can be Evan combs.
Wife: wow you're so right baby! This is why I married you. I can't wait to push out 5hose white babies of yours.
by Evan combs December 5, 2019
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Evan

Evan is the kinda guy to try and steal your wife from you, he will do anything to make them cheat on you. Evan is a hopeless romantic who tries to rizz up everyone he sees but fails. When someone interested in him he says no.
"Evans a nerd who just tried to steal my wife"
by VamPLorDyT June 13, 2023
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Evan

Evan, is a typical weeb, no otaku who loves mai sakurajima, he likes any anime body pillow especially nsfw ones, he plays skyblock 24/7 auto clicks on hypixel, and wants to be a content creator so he can make a lunar cosmetic for bunny ears like the one in bunny girl senpai the one mai sakurajima wears
by _mai.sakurajima_ July 18, 2022
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Evan

Evan's sometimes to most times have big clocks. People are even suprised how it looks as big as a sausage but thick and longer.
Person 1: Evan is so nice and sweet, HE'S LITERALLY PERFECT.. and his penis is huge...
by Pp master :P January 22, 2024
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Evans

A man named Evans is very unloyal he is involved with multiple women at once and has no regard for other people's feelings
Evans is a player
by MEME_GOD May 20, 2022
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