that virgin friend

the one kid you hope doesn't get invited to the sleepover, normally morbidly obese, and thinks they are funny but aren't and everyone tells to bleep off

hey you know Ashton
yeah
is he that virgin friend
obviously

by jshssh March 18, 2020

Virginity Swiper

A sex offender who dresses up like Swiper from Dora and goes around town swiping little kids virginity

Virginity swiper: Heheheh, you can call me the virginity swiper
Kid: swiper no swiping
Virginity swiper: try saying that while you suck my dick
*begins having sex*

by PokemonFanboy916 December 10, 2021

Subway virgin

Someone who has never ordered from Subway before. Ever.

Bob should definitely eat at Subway. When I asked him about Subway he said he was a Subway virgin.

by LeUrbanDefiner September 30, 2015

Cuss virgin

Somebody who doesn't swear or talks/makes sexual jokes

Craft is such a Cuss virgin

by waterbottlehat November 9, 2020

perpetual virgin

Its someone who no matter how hard they try to get laid the are a perpetual virgin

Chad:"look at that perpetual virgin"
Chad2:"wow he will never get laid"

by theultimatechad June 9, 2018

Minnesota virginity

When someone from Minnesota has never had sex in a snow fort or igloo

Janice's parents are always gone so she's never had to resort to losing her Minnesota virginity

by MinnesotaHockeyBoy May 7, 2022

ear virgin

1) A person who has almost never heard a swear word in their entire life

2) A person who—over the span of their lifetime—has kept their ears relatively healthy from excessive loud noisy environments. An ear virgin rarely goes out in loud public spaces such as a shopping mall or a nightclub. Because of this, their sense of hearing is generally more acute and more sensitive in their older years compared to the average person in the same age demographic.

1) When I dropped the F bomb in front of Cindy, she was absolutely devastated because she was still an ear virgin

2) People who grew up and lived in the countryside, away from all the noise and traffic, tend to be ear virgins.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 18, 2019