pipe ride

when someone is the persons bitch & are all about them. it's almost like there the persons third nut or 2nd vagina. (pipe is another meaning for dick) & since your on the persons dick a.k.a pipe (on a persons dick also means being the persons bitch/obsessed with them) you mind as well ride it! since riding pipe doesnt sound right its switched around to pipe rider. (pipe rider sounds much better then dick rider) its catchy to say right?

- originated in springfield pennsylvania

girl: omg kelly always likes all of ryan's status's & alway's texts him & stalks his life & gets jealous of other girls he talks to.

girl 2: wow she pipe rides the shit outta him.

by suckmybird123 February 12, 2011

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riding the vespa

When a dwarf is standing giving you oral relief and you grab hold of their pretty, blonde pigtails and ride them hard. Not dissimilar to riding a vespa scooter, except with dwarf teeth clamped on your parts.

I'll be with you in a minute. I'm just on the vinegar strokes riding this vespa.

by McGoohan March 21, 2005

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glory ride

1) Ride on a lame\gay\weird vehicle such as: A Ponny, Scooter, Pink car

2) A position also known as "Doggy style"

1) "Hey look! Jhon sets off into Glory ride in his pink car!"

2) "Someone posted some pictures of Fabio and his boyfriend in the middle of a "Glory ride" "

by Sidorov_Vodka January 19, 2005

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