Hero

A person with the name “Hero” is often considered a real hot male with a abnormally long shlong. This person is most likely the funniest, hottest, smartest and coolest human being you’ll ever see in your life.

O.M.G girl, Hero just looked at me for 0.7 seconds *passes out*

by Hero’s admirer November 22, 2021

Marquee Hero

Cannabis smoking fuckwit. Someone who is slow, useless, and creates more work for others.

A marquee hero has clearly been at work here - the wood shed looks like a grenade has gone off inside.

by MarqueeBoyLordG June 7, 2025

hobo hero

A man who conducts much Asshattery, Yet still manages to shock and awe at basic hobo activities.

"That homeless guy is a Hobo Hero!"

by Thatoneguy834 October 28, 2013

War hero

Somebody decorated with medals like a silver star or Congressional medal of honor.

You don't really think that guy is a war hero or even a warrior at all, you think he's a bureaucrat. You just want to make yourself look respectful to other people.

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021

Hero shaming

Calling out someone for being a hero for the sake of getting karma points on social media or in the news.

We are planning on hero shaming Jane because she asked that mentally handicapped kid to the prom just so she could let channel five know so they could do a live segment on how amazing she is.

by Uncle Smutty May 26, 2019

comment hero

A random dick bag that tries to sound like a genius in comment sections, but clearly knows nothing about the subject. Similar to an armchair quarterback.

My latest YouTube video has a comment hero, trying to stir up some shit.

by El Wappo. May 22, 2020

Doofenshmirtz Hero Incorporated

A now closed division of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated featuring superheroes.

"Remember Doofenshmirtz Hero Incorporated?"

by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024