2 for 1

When you hire a pregnant hooker and she starts giving birth during intercourse. It is a girl so you start having sex with it too.

Mike: hey how was your weekend?
Chuck: I had a 2 for 1 behind a Denny's yesterday.

Mike: -sad moan- You are a monster.

Chuck: Yea, my court date is on friday.

by Coqring May 18, 2018

itanium 2

Extremley fast 64 bit intel processor that uses EPIC architecture. Designed for high end servers and workstations. The Itanium 2 makes the g5 look like a 386 boatanchor.

THe Itanium 2 is the fastest single chip in the world.

by unknown December 12, 2003

December 2

Today is national skip school day we don’t know why

Dude it’s December 2nd we have to skip school

by Llalalal October 29, 2019

the escapists 2

A game nobody has heard of about escaping prisons made by the developers of golf with your friends,

Jimmy 1: Do you want to play the escapists 2?
Jimmy 73: The Fuck Is A the escapists?

by Random Person On UD December 19, 2021

March 2

The date of which a small group in Florida attempt to find and beat up a person named Risk.

Friend 1: Ay Seth, y’know what day it is?

Friend 2: March 2nd?

Friend 1: Mhmm, and you know what we do on March 2nd?

Friend 2: Yeah, let’s got beat that little fuckers ass.

by JustABystander November 15, 2021

Buttsex 2

It's the same as buttsex but with extra content

Want to have buttsex 2

by Sob emoji May 18, 2019

june 2

one of the best days in da year
the most beautiful, shining and lovely girls are born on this day!

if ur name is alena, sasha, sonya or polina so ur the luckiest girl!

u gonna run the world!
мы русские с нами бог!

-when is ur b-day?
- on june 2

-maaaan ur sooo lucky!

by tumordg October 17, 2019