2 for 1

When you hire a pregnant hooker and she starts giving birth during intercourse. It is a girl so you start having sex with it too.

Mike: hey how was your weekend?
Chuck: I had a 2 for 1 behind a Denny's yesterday.

Mike: -sad moan- You are a monster.

Chuck: Yea, my court date is on friday.

by Coqring May 18, 2018

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itanium 2

Extremley fast 64 bit intel processor that uses EPIC architecture. Designed for high end servers and workstations. The Itanium 2 makes the g5 look like a 386 boatanchor.

THe Itanium 2 is the fastest single chip in the world.

by unknown December 12, 2003

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the escapists 2

A game nobody has heard of about escaping prisons made by the developers of golf with your friends,

Jimmy 1: Do you want to play the escapists 2?
Jimmy 73: The Fuck Is A the escapists?

by Random Person On UD December 19, 2021

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December 2

Today is national skip school day we don’t know why

Dude it’s December 2nd we have to skip school

by Llalalal October 29, 2019

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January 2

Ask out your crush day

“Hay man I kinda wanna ask her out” “no do it on January 2”

by Imaboy69 January 1, 2022

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2-planker

A slang term for a skier give as a friendly jibe by his snowboarder buddies. becoming archaic as the heady days of the skier vs. snowboarder feuds are on the wane.

Snowboarder: "Hey 2-planker, good job crossing you tips back there! they teach you that in dork school?"

Skier: "Well, l I would have been fine if you knuckledraggers hadn't scraped the snow from the trails"

by 07079 January 21, 2012

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