2 for 1

When you hire a pregnant hooker and she starts giving birth during intercourse. It is a girl so you start having sex with it too.

Mike: hey how was your weekend?
Chuck: I had a 2 for 1 behind a Denny's yesterday.

Mike: -sad moan- You are a monster.

Chuck: Yea, my court date is on friday.

by Coqring May 18, 2018

itanium 2

Extremley fast 64 bit intel processor that uses EPIC architecture. Designed for high end servers and workstations. The Itanium 2 makes the g5 look like a 386 boatanchor.

THe Itanium 2 is the fastest single chip in the world.

by unknown December 12, 2003

November 2

November 2nd is the day of year where a short friend may slap one of their tallest friends on the face

J: what day is it?

E: November 2nd

J:...oh no

by A_a_a830 October 26, 2019

December 2

Today is national skip school day we don’t know why

Dude it’s December 2nd we have to skip school

by Llalalal October 29, 2019

number 2

a kiddie saying of taking a dump

alright im taking a number 2

by Urbannetwork20 March 12, 2017

Buttsex 2

It's the same as buttsex but with extra content

Want to have buttsex 2

by Sob emoji May 18, 2019

june 2

one of the best days in da year
the most beautiful, shining and lovely girls are born on this day!

if ur name is alena, sasha, sonya or polina so ur the luckiest girl!

u gonna run the world!
мы русские с нами бог!

-when is ur b-day?
- on june 2

-maaaan ur sooo lucky!

by tumordg October 17, 2019