Jesus H Christ

Jesus Christ’s middle name. Some say it’s “Harold” or “Holy” but it is yet to be confirmed. Also used as a phrase to express unsettlement.

1) Let’s pray to our lord and saviour baby Jesus H Christ!

2) *guy stubs toe* JESUS H CHRIST!

by SoberMan October 21, 2020

jesus h dick

When someone with a big dick fucks you

Jesus h dick that felt good

by Dndhbf January 16, 2018

H- town

ah, itz, gotta be Hudson Massachusetts, where the name orign8td, but not after the name of the town, after all the HONKEYS thats be liv'n durr.

H- town aka huson aka honkeytown, has more wanxtaz in yankeys lids then a wide stance parade.

by .40 Cal-vin October 04, 2007

drop the H Bomb

A phrase used to describe the act of revealing that one graduated from or currently attends Harvard University as a means of promoting oneself socially. Doing so is allegedly a deadly "weapon" in obtaining ass.

The girls in this bar will be all over me once I drop the H Bomb.

by T M Kyle September 08, 2005

jesus H. christ

The H stands for Jesus' favorite fruit, honeydew melon.

"Jesus H. Christ! Will you please shut up already?!"

by LotsaPasta March 26, 2017

Young H-0

Jay-Z - another name for rapper Jay-Z

You ain't got enough stamps in your passport to fuck with Young H-0 - 30 something

by nastyyyy June 08, 2009

jesus h christ

What you can say when you are extremely disgusted, shocked, suprised, etc.

Jesus H Christ, that fart smells like rotten ass.

by Jim shitmaster October 13, 2006