Shit Dribbling out of your Mouth

When someone is utterly bullshitting their way out of something, commonly the failure to attend an event or to give someone something (i.e. gift, debt, etc.)

Bob: Bro, sorry I missed the party, but my girl was all on me last night!
Mike: Dude, your girl was AT the party last night. I can see the shit dribbling out of your mouth, dude.

by McEmoPants November 8, 2011

your teeth are locked the fuck up

1. You look good, you have it together, you are definitely looking hot.
2. You are exactly right, you said that perfectly.

L: "Do you think I am unclear with that statement?"
A: No, your teeth are locked the fuck up on that one.

by DVBE July 11, 2011

go stick a dick in your ear

An insult used to make somebody feel gay. Can be substituted for take a hike.

Hey faggot, go stick a fucking dick in your ear!

by Etni3s February 15, 2004

drama for your mama

A sexually charged youth who fantasises about having sex with his friends mums.

Tim has drama for your mama

by zborg May 29, 2008

Pump Your Tires

A sex move commonly used in the gay community where you stick a bike pump in someones ass or balls and proceed to inflate them.

I don't mean to pump your tires but....

OH YEAHHH I REALLY PUMPED HIS TIRES LAST NIGHT

by Bill223 September 4, 2020

tell your girl to kick rocks

get lost Used to tell a male that his girlfriend isn't worth his time; they should break up

Mike, you know Ali is not worth your time, tell your girl to kick rocks

by Bebebluff stuff December 27, 2007

Anyway, how is your sex life?

A way to insult a person's appearance when meeting them for the first time

Guy: (on Reddit) Check out my cool new sweater
Guy 2: That's cool. Anyway, how is your sex life?

by frabrizio December 18, 2017