one legged man in an ass kicking contest

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.

Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014

ladies leave your man at home party

1. A chic party
2. a "bumpin party"

Ryan: dude lets go crash Ally's birthday party tonight
Jiimy: naw dude, that's such a ladies leave your man at home party. Let's go to the bars instead.

Lindsay: Hey guys do you think we should go inside?
Alex: For sure! It sounds like a total ladies leave your man at home party!

by Alexa Pereda May 13, 2009

Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.

Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.

Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

by kam75xx June 11, 2021

every man for him self

the first thing says when the last potato chip is in the bag.

"Hey boys there's ONE MORE potato chip in the bag, get it fast before I do!"

" Every man for him self!"

*boys run very fast and sanic theme plays*

Troll Mom: 'Hahahaaha it's me mom and now I eat potato chip because I'm a bastard"

"f u troll mom"

by Smexsher the Skull November 7, 2018

Dutch man's hierarchy pyramid

The order of the EXTREME DUTCH CLAN/GUILD/GROUP pyramid is like this:

DUTCH MASTER: CONSISTED OF ONE SUPREME MASTER, NETO
DUTCH COUNCIL: CONSISTED OF 3 IMPORTANT MEMBERS
DUTCH ELDERS: CONSISTED OF 25 MEMBERS
DUTCH MAN:CONSISTED OF 350 MEMBERS
DUTCH BOY:CONSISTED OF 700-850 MEMBERS
DUTCH PEON/TRAINEE/APRENTICE, CONSISTED OF 110 MEMBERS

OH YEA, OH YEA OH YEA, NETO JUST MADE ME A DUTCH MAN!!!!

hey gratz man, im still a dutch boy =(

hahahaah YOU AND ANOTHER 850 SAD LOSSERS STILL IN THE LOW RANK!!!!!

by NETO!!!!! March 1, 2005

choking the man with the pink turtle neck

jerking off, pulling a load off

I was watching some girl on girl porn and started choking the man with the pink turtle neck and my mom walked in.

by Nabomb July 30, 2007

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City!

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City! Start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue! The new emergency collection from LEGO®️ City.

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City! Start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue! The new emergency collection from LEGO®️ City.

by Returns February 24, 2020