Harvesting your back yard wheat

Shaving ones arse crack

Will you be harvesting your back yard wheat soon Darling? It's the hairiest thing since General Melchett's moustache. In fact if you have a moment, it's like a twelve story hairy thing, with 'I am a hairy thing' written in hair at the top

by Lau&Toks&Nokky in the box May 9, 2011

luke, i am your father

the deluded morons above this post are totally wrong in fact it IS luke i am your father. he goes no luke i am your father watch the classic fucking movies. not the fucking bullshit new ones.

Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough, he told me you killed him!

Vader: No Luke, I am your father.

Luke: NO! THATS NOT TRUE! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!

by i fucked you mama! December 15, 2007

what are you DOING with your life?

Means the same thing as:
What is WRONG with you?
Are you STUPID?
Are you HIGH?

Basically used if you don't understand how someone could ask a really stupid question.
Or if they will not leave you alone.

Girl 1: The sun goes around the Earth, right?

Girl 2: OhmiGAWD what are you DOING with your life?

Boy: keeps taking girl's phone while she's working

Girl: "Fucking knock it off!"

Boy: puts phone back on table, waits a few seconds & looks away, then takes phone again

Girl: Wrestles with boy for her phone "Oh my effing god, what are you DOING with your life?!"

by JakartaTaco June 17, 2011

wearing your girl friends shirt

a person that is scared of something ,or scared of everything you ask of them

i guess your wearing your girl friends shirt today

by yeah888 August 23, 2006

Last Chance To Lose Your Keys

home on a saturday nite with all my doors locked up tight i won't think about you baby....
best song from brand new ever

it's girls like you that make me think i'm better off..HOME ON A SATURDAY NITE..

by davide January 9, 2005

Slapped your dick against the wall

when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.

Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..

by Silacious Krumb September 25, 2009

stick your head in there wiggle your ears and she still wont feel a thing

a woman(whore,slut) who is very loose.

wow, i'd like to do her! No you probably shouldn't you could stick your head in there wiggle your ears and she still wont feel a thing.

by chris_2191 January 31, 2008