Get off the internet and get a life

Offensive sentence for time-wasters on the internet.

"Get off the internet and get a life bruh"

by Itz KittyPinkiez March 15, 2024

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The most intimate thing

It's like that Christmas song. 🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year🎶

Hym "Except it isn't the most wonderful time of the year. It's the middle of winter. Until 5-7 years ago it was below 0 here every year. It's literally the worst time of the year but it's moral significance is inflated by and incest slavery cult. The same logic applies to the most intimate thing you can do. They are already doing it for money. They aren't going to stop doing it. We're in a state of legal prostitution for the wealthy and the poor being priced out of the market by the state. The sex act is a commodity. Relationships don't work."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

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Your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart

Windows 10 error message.

Ahhh!! I got the Your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart message!!!

by Your PC ran into a problem. April 6, 2024

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Through whom he came into this world incarnate

HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING! THE JEWS ARE THE INCARNATION OF GOD ON EARTH! OOOOOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOH! I WAS RIGHT! SEE!? SEE!? THAT'S THE THING I SAID LITERALLY! OOOOOOOOOOOH MY JEWSUS! OOOOOOOOH! THAT... IS... HILARIOUS! I mean, you see what I was saying, right? SEE!? I'm NOT and anti-semite! I said the thing that reality IS! THEREFORE, SMARTER AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE! MASTER OF THEOLOGY! THE ULTIMATE MIND-BRAIN!

Hym "Hooooooookay.... I'm going to read you the- WRITE... I'm gonna write you (YOU read it... I don't read it.... And DON'T FORGET to read it to the blind!) the quote from Andrew Klavan at the Daily Wire.

Here it is: "When you use that phrase to mean the God has abandoned his chosen people, The Jews, THROUGH WHOM HE CAME INTO THIS WORLD INCARNATE... You are quoting the scripture as Satan did in the bible' and then he goes on to say 'You're quoting scripture for your own purposes, and that to me is especially wicked.' THEY'RE THE INCARNATION OF GOD ON EARTH GUYS! JESUS! WAS! A JEW! IT'S THE SAME THING! IT MEANS THE SAME THING! WOOOOOOW! I WAS RIGHT! JESUS... WAS A JEW... AND HE WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN THEIR LITLLE INCEST CULT TO THE GENTILES... THEY DIDN'T REALLY GET IT... BAM! CHRISTIANITY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH* AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN! THAT IS FUCKING PRICELESS! I SOLVED IT GUYS! I SOLVED THEIR LITTLE KIKE RIDDLE! HITLER BEAT ME TO IT BUT ONLY BECAUSE I WASN'T ALIVE YET... I would have figured it out first. Holy shit. Funny! Funny shit man that is wild. And the Muslims where like 'Oh yeah totally man I talked to the creature too and my wife's gotta wear a blanket now' PFFTT-HAHAHAHAHA! And Satan is just anyone who says they're not God! Or tries to usurp the Jews! Or thinks they're smarter than all of them! WELL... I'M YOU'RE HUCKLEBERRY! I CALLED IT! I'M THE GUY! And, well, I AM smarter than all of you. MAXIMUM MIND BRAIN! ULTRA OMEGA SKULL MEAT SUPREME! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!"

by Hym Iam April 7, 2024

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The real international soapy titty pic day

Right up there with Christmas and kick a ginger day, this is a holiday that is honored world wide. The traditional celebration is sending a soapy titty pic to the ones you care about and spreading joy. This holiday takes place on April 11th.

Babe I can’t believe you forgot it’s the real international soapy titty pic day

by Mike hunt, philanthropist April 11, 2024

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