Keep your pig out of my shit

1. Mind your own business

2. I wan't nothing to do with you

3. You're no friend of mine

Man keep your pig out of my shit!

by simatar May 26, 2011

oh shit im out of toilet paper

1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.

2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.

Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.

by Djw14 April 2, 2011

Flat out like a lizard drinkin

Rural Australian slang for
1. laying on one's stomach
2. asleep from being plastered, wasted, etc.
3. Worn out from hard yakka or work

1. The scrum left him flat out like a lizard drinkin.
2. Too much VB and Becky's flat out like a lizard drinkin.
3. *yawn* I'm flat out like a lizard drinkin

by Luke D Lorenz January 21, 2004

Bust a beat and boom out of here

Another way of saying "let's leave"

"Hey guys this blows let's bust a beat and boom out of here"

by The truth__________ May 18, 2015

put some clothes on and GET OUT

When you find someone naked in a bed that shouldn't be there.

Or more recently said to mean "go away"/ "get out of my house". Whether the person is naked or not!

Walk in to find two of your friends getting it on in your bed in a party. "Put some clothes on and GET OUT!"

Or, you have a buddy round and and you can't deal with them whining anymore. "Man, please, put some clothes on and get out"

by Phazting May 22, 2014

Throw alicia out the window day

Throwing alicia keys out a window

Hey alicia its throw alicia out the window day

by Arianexnona October 19, 2020

a dead man falling out of a window

When the penis slips through the hole at the front of a man's underwear

Jeff: Why did I hear your sister scream last night?

Joe: Not incest, she just saw a dead man falling out of a window.

by AndyOliAustin November 2, 2014