lil' willy

the name for "wilber the pig" s wang

Lil' Willy is really lil'!!

by amanda June 23, 2003

pee willy

The act of placing one's penis into another's ear, usually accompanied by the exclamation, "Pee willy!".

"I totally pulled a pee willy on Ben while he slept last night. He woke up with my junk in his ear!"

Cousin of the wet willy
Not to be confused with the poo willy

by nWhistle August 31, 2013

fat willy

the willy of the person reading this
(it's not long it's just a chode)

fuck you your gay with a fat willy

by Grandpas Ashes October 28, 2019

Chilly Billy with the Willy

When you piss into an unraveled condom and tie it off, put it in the freezer, and wait 4 to 6 hours. When you return, it should be frozen. then, you invite a sister or cousin over, drug her, and stick it inside her using baby oil as lubricant.

"Hey, my family reunion is his weekend, should I pull a Chilly Billy with the Willy?"

by brody48f September 15, 2018

Willy D.

You call someone a Willy D. when all other insults have been exhausted. This one is very vile and should only be used as a last resort. To use this term in a derogutory sense is to combine the words poser, misfit, wannabe, friggin annoying bitch, ego-tripper, mr. arrogant, fugly, stalkerish, conceited, perverted, obsessive, and all and all creepy. So if you know someone who fits all the above, and just can't take a hint, don't hesitate to refer to them as a Willy D.

Omg that guy is so perverted! Janet, I'm sorry he's so obsessed with you... I swear he's gonna kill someone someday... he's such a weird, wannabe, freak... what a Willy D.

by StraightFlamer April 8, 2005

willy wiggle

to be masterbated, get hand job, slang usually used by a pedofile

In the 1930's teachers could get willy wiggles for a nickle.
"He asked me to give him a willy wiggle, so i played with his thingy, it must have gott mad because it got real big and red, but then it got sick and threw up all over me and shriveled up and got small. I was sad i made it sick, but Mr. Thorton didnt seem to mind."

by but its not porn February 1, 2004

willy nilly

Often used by female mates as a name for the male's penis.

*Girlfriends discussing the potential name of the one's boyfriend's member* "Do you fancy 'Princess Sophia'?" "Eh… I'd say I'm more fond of 'Willy Nilly'."

by Hear_Bush_oink April 10, 2004