your goofy ding-a-ling ahh flesh flute cock watches 8374nm/dl porn every day and therefore is not stimulated at the sight of a real woman. In other words, someone who failed to erect had their dick and their brain swapped. They think with their dick and fuck with their brain. Unbearably minuscule cock at best. Common cases include the shrinkage of the male reproductive organ to the point where it inverts inside the body and kind of looks like a second belly button.
Oh my god, Stacy, I hooked up with brad last night, he was such a fucking hunk, but oh my god he failed to erect, girl.
by quan ling ling dingle May 21, 2022
Get the failed to erectmug. When a user, mostly on discord, fails to send in a gif due to not having embed permissions within the server
*User sends tries to send in a gif, however it turned into only a link*
Other users: Embed failiure, laugh at this user
Other users: Embed failiure, laugh at this user
by MrArtyH July 10, 2024
Get the Embed Failmug. Failing catastrophically
Something that's big time failing will obviously devolve into an unmitigated disaster if something isn't done.
by Sexydimma March 14, 2021
Get the Big time failingmug. Used in the early 2000s when troll memes were popular, it is used to express great joy whilst also feeling somewhat sorry
by TheGuyWhoWroteTheDefinition November 7, 2020
Get the Epic failmug. Failing catastrophically
Something that's big time failing will obviously devolve into an unmitigated disaster if something isn't done.
by Sexydimma March 14, 2021
Get the Big time failingmug. by tbr.orphan killer December 7, 2020
Get the Failed abortionmug.