straighter than a ruler

Someone who likes the opposite gender only and usually very strongly.

“Heh Becca, did you hear about that new kid named Noah?”
“Yeah, he’s straighter than a ruler.”

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

briseis slept better than jaden

briseis will always sleep better than jaden because she’s just like that .

briseis slept better than jaden

by briseis slept better than jade April 25, 2022

I love you more than football

This is the moment where yk that he is in love with u

Bf: I love you more than football

by Hasegawa November 22, 2021

more than words

Basicly just the greatest song ever written by two of the most succsessful and amazing musicians, Gary Cherone and Nuno Bettencourt.

omg! Have you fuckin' heard Extreme's more than words, well I guess you have, 'cause its fuckin' dope!!

by xdax December 3, 2016

I can be and am better than you

I'm not competing with my self and you are trying to erase and control me because you could not win.

Hym "I can be and am better than you. And your reaction to losing is going to exist on the internet forever in the form of the xQc meme where it's him laughing juxtaposed to him stonefaced. You only hurt yourselves by doing this to me and receding into your own solipsistic existence. When the door to your cell closes it closes forever the second I die."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

Tighter than a crab's ass

This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.

Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021

bigger than the program

Means you are bigger than the problem or situation that arrives; More important & belligerent belittling the person that feels offended by your actions or thoughts that has occurred during a situation that has caused a problem or friction between both parties.

She/He thought he was bigger than the program and that’s why i left them.

by lovelybri March 8, 2025