Officer Tim

The most famous man in KHS. He doesn’t even learn anything here, and everyone loves him. Has a theme song, his face on trading cards, and someone dressed up as him for Halloween. Coolest man ever.

Officer Tim’s a cool cat, bro.

by notabandkid May 11, 2022

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Tim’s calves

The most voluptuous, juicy, massive, pieces of meat in the entire fucking world.

Hey Tim, you have some nice Tim’s calves right there.

by Mr HMMMMMMMMMM November 2, 2022

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Tim Pringle

A literal GOD of cricket. Truly the greatest player to come out of any nation.

An absolute sex magnet, truly the sexiest man in existence.

"Did you see Tim Pringle playing last night?"

"I'm so glad that game was at night, looking at him made me so horny"

by Epic Cool Guy November 10, 2022

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Tim

An absolutely AMAZING rock climber, he eats like a carrot, and he's JACKED.

Climber A: "Damn, I wish I could be better at climbing..."
Climber B: "Just watch Tim and learn. He has mastered the art."

Climber A: "Good idea, aren't we so lucky to breathe the same air as him?"

by TimRocks November 10, 2022

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A Tim/ (or Tim) is a guy who will thumb wrestle with strangers in a park. He’s the type of person who will joke too much about feet, starting to let you think he actually has a foot fetish. In his free time he likes to build lego
and will proudly admit it. He’s funny especially when he’s not even knowing he is. And most importantly he will ask you fundamental questions.

That’s Tim. He’s walking around asking people what their favorite planet is.

by Kikiii111 November 12, 2022

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