Ferris Theory

An observation on how well music played in a nightclub or at an event is responded/reacted to by people depending on how busy the place is, and nothing to do with the music at all.
Getting a strong sense of Ferris Theory in this place, wouldn't you agree?
by TwentyThousandKhz August 04, 2024
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Critical republican theory

Critical republican theory is to take anything considered woke and assume people of color to blame and indoctrinate children when in reality the Republicans are just racist
Matt walsh had a critical republican theory that schools teaching about race is making him look bad so he got upset and cried over woke media
by ancientalienrockdweller December 04, 2021
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Scangles Theory

The formula to prove that a circle, square and two right triangles are the same thing.
90(4s)=360c=90(2t)+45a
The Scangles Theory is to prove that one circle, one square and two right triangles are the exact same thing. Geometry really is a mess
by ReigningChaos December 18, 2019
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ma theory

Daniel do you know the “Ma Theory
No I don’t what’s the “Ma theory john”
John- Ma balls
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Big Boob theory

How our universe sprang into existence. Proof that only natural phenomena exists and there are no supernatural forces or materialism.
A cosmological contribution that exist at the core of "black holes". A mathematical concept that truly boggles the mind.

Big Boob theory is the big bang.
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The L Theory

The L theory is a scientific theory that states the following: Anybody with a name starting with the letter L is a cutie. This theory has been confirmed as of September 1888.
The L theory applies to every L except her... not her..
by Lennitth September 15, 2021
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Jesus Sperm Theory

We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever
"Jesus Sperm Theory saved my life man"- Jeffrey Epstein
by Saddam Huissain June 18, 2023
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