Muff Gruff

The 5 o'clock shadow girls get after a few days of not shaving their pubic region.

If you think I'm eating that with that muff gruff going on, you got another thing coming.

by Stevile September 4, 2011

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BUFFALO MUFF

A vagina that has been exposed to sexually transmitted infections

Dont sleep with Amy, she has "Buffalo Muff"

by Golden Eclipse May 19, 2023

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Muff Mop

A mustache

Her: His Muff Mop kept scratching my clit last night

by Sirahn May 25, 2023

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Muff Mop

A mustache on a pussy

His muff mop tickled my clit.

by Sirahn May 25, 2023

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Rainbow muff dive

When lesbians eat pussy

I love watching a rainbow muff dive!

by Mr(always)Right May 26, 2023

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To muff dive, to muff dive is the act of a male or female(lesbian) performing cunnilingus on another female. When the male or female is performing the act of cunnilingus on their partner their mouth is busy therefore it is muffled.

(Suzanne and Amy were discussing their sexual libido and child birth)
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.

Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.

by Jay & Jane June 28, 2023

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