tree muff

A small child.

Tell the tree muff to clean his room.

by Diabetic panda November 14, 2017

muff bristles

When recently shaving hairs poke through thin yoga pants in the pubic region... Muff bristles

Josh:" I was at the gym the other day , this chick walks by me and I could see her pubes poking through her yoga pants"
Steve: " oh that's called muff bristles bro"

by Larry the Cable Guy52 December 3, 2017

Colorado Muff Puffer

When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.

Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!

by 50NU5 February 21, 2014

muff sweats

A sweating muff

His dick was that big it gave her the muff sweats

by Vincel February 17, 2019

muff cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You muff cabbage, go back to New Jersey!

by erye777 October 19, 2010

muff forrest

A condition to which the public region has been shaved too often resulting in quicker thicker growth that couldn't be plowed down even by a chainsaw

Her muff forrest was so thick I felt like a character in Lost

by Angel 33 October 6, 2016

earth muff

Dirty ebony hairy twatter

Don't fuck that slut nugget, she got that earth muff. . . She picked up everything all over the world.

by Big Bad Jenna May 1, 2017