Guys "have you ever been muff-bluffed?" - I would hope not!
Girl " I'm a regular muff bluffer" or "I've never had to bluff my muff"
Girl " I'm a regular muff bluffer" or "I've never had to bluff my muff"
by MysticalSoleil June 30, 2014
Get the Muff-Bluffmug. The flabby parts of the vaginal wall that flap around during sex. It could arouse you or it could make you feel disturbed. This is the Muff.
by PeePeeSucker+analLover69 July 8, 2016
Get the Muffmug. Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.
Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!
(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!
(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!
by Mega muffster May 29, 2012
Get the Handcuff Muffmug. by das jewden November 8, 2009
Get the Muff Scruffmug. by Phallus Festivus December 12, 2014
Get the Muff punchermug. by goochthemuscial February 28, 2019
Get the muff cabbagemug. by Sweet Lucy November 9, 2022
Get the Puddle of Muffmug.