Don't give a Cat's purr

I coined this phrase on this day 1/16/2022 reflective of the beautiful nature of Cats and how they are fearlessly themselves. To encourage us to be ourselves.

Don't give a Cat's purr be yourself. I don't give a Cat's purr if you are weird or if you think I am weird.

by Lisa Ann Ulibarri January 16, 2022

Don't move and it won't hurt

a phrase usable in numerous situations. The original usage is if you are pulling someone's hair, but the joke can easily be used in a sexual sitatuation.

{upon grabbing someone's hair}

You: Don't move and it won't hurt!

by AgentKabuto December 11, 2009

don't you sweat a button

Idiom to not worry about something. Literally comes from the desire that someone not secrete a button about the problem, because that would be really painful.

Hey, I'll take care of updating all the paperwork. Don't you sweat a button.

by Phronesis May 18, 2016

right don't wrong nobody

right don't wrong nobody...meaning if you do the right thing no matter how bad things go right will always overcome wrong.

Me: The cops arrested uncle june momma for nothing and they didn't even want to listen to his excuse.
Mom: Don't worry baby be patient because right don't wrong nobody. Your uncle did not do nothing wrong.

by Alonzo J Jordan February 27, 2011

don't make me laugh

something that you say when someone has suggested something that you think is not at all likely to happen

'You never know, Pete might help out.' 'Pete? Help out? Don't make me laugh!'

by omomo November 16, 2013

I don't speak broke

(n) A phrase used mostly by hypebeasts. You aren't allowed to say this unless you own airpods and have waves

Goofy nigga: Hey bro, you like my new earbuds?

*hypebeast walks in*
Goofy nigga's friend: Oh man, here comes the pussy that can't handle cords.
Hypebeast: The fuck you say to me you little shit? I don't speak broke, sorry I'm not sorry.

by Chad's Chad February 1, 2019

Don't tase me bro!

an invitation to be tased

"Get the fuck off me, man! I didn't do anything! ... Don't tase me bro!"

by Clownboat October 29, 2007