Van-Austin

A really short guy with no bitches

Van-Austin is so lonely I feel sorry for him

by illogical_3 July 31, 2022

Van life

A way to escape people, and enjoy living away from society. Not necessarily in a van, Van Life can be enjoyed out of the boot of a Subaru outback too. Van life requires the liver to forgo the modern creature comforts, reducing life to the important parts: the people and places.

Put simply, it is living for an extended period of time in a car or van in order to camp in nature but remain mobile and a little safer.

Tina just sold her house; she's going full Van Life.

by KZMadsocks October 22, 2024

Van

incel alpha

Van is an incel alpha, freak
not funnty somegtimes

by mrisavamey October 15, 2023

Van Gough

To cut your ear off as a display of love for someone.

Girl : "I love you"
Guy: "whoooah baby! I'm not ready for that kind of commitment, but I'll Van Gough for you because you're neat"

by JoeFidock August 28, 2018

Amber van pelt

Amber van pelt is an amazing girl who inspires people to do nice things!.She is a huge insparation!
TikTok:@amber.vanpelt
Follow my account:@vanpeltsboo

Somone:Whos amber van pelt?

Me:My queen duh

by 𝖻 𝖾 𝗅 𝗅 𝖺 November 10, 2020

van

an annoying fucking person that annoys people and shit.

Stop with all of this Dilly-Dallying, van! It is putting my mind in a land which is in fact the opposite of pacification!

by hotdaddy69fuckme September 7, 2021

Van

An acronym people use to say they've had Vagina All Night, but want to be discreet about it.

Male 1: How was last night?
Male 2/Female 1: It was okay, we just went for a ride in the Van.
Male 1: So I assume it was a good night then ;)

by Dorifutography September 19, 2020