Skip to main content

unicorn jumper

When a suicide jumper survives from 150 feet or higher in height.

Unicorn jumper first coin by the user Lovestruck on goregrish forums in 2024 when describing the Instagram user Misha.absurd when he was filmed suicide jumping from the 15th floor of an apartment building and miraculously survived. Misha was seen previously in a Unicorn costume right before the attempt.

A rare occurrence when a suicide jumper survives from a very high height.
Jane "What happen to Frankie?"

Ted "He became a Unicorn Jumper."
by Ninecents February 2, 2024
mugGet the unicorn jumpermug.

Unicorn shit

When you shit glitter out of your ass, then proceed to stuff it in a stuffed animal and wrap it up to give to your friends little brother.
I gave my stepdads brother a unicorn shit for his birthday.
by Pablo Miguel January 22, 2021
mugGet the Unicorn shitmug.

Hillbilly Unicorn

When Matthew shoots his shot on your chin to look like a sloppy beard, then proceeds to put the tip of his erect penis on your forehead to resemble a unicorn.
Hey Matthew can you do the hillbilly unicorn to me in your backseat again?
by King rcj November 25, 2021
mugGet the Hillbilly Unicornmug.

Unicorn

When a person of any gender sticks a dildo on their forehead and a woman sits on the dildo while the person eats her out
Me and my girl love to Unicorn
by Bopstroya January 13, 2025
mugGet the Unicornmug.

Unicorn

by Not clickbait April 8, 2018
mugGet the Unicornmug.

Unicorn

When a type one diabetics blood sugar is exactly at 100, which can be rare, so, they call it a unicorn.
Violet- look at my blood sugar, it's 100!

Mya- Oh wow, it's a unicorn!
by vbragg1 September 8, 2025
mugGet the Unicornmug.

Trim those unicorn bristles

Stop being an ad-hominem nazi douchebag
"Ok bud, you probably think China isn't _real_ communism"
"LOL, trim those unicorn bristles, bub"
by FloozyFoot June 30, 2022
mugGet the Trim those unicorn bristlesmug.

Share this definition