by Iimhow December 19, 2016
by vem är du May 25, 2022
can't touch my swag is a fucking gay ass rap parody by NoFuckerz (commonly associated as NFKRZ) in it he claim how swag he is while a nigga called poopsteve is not
Jonathan: bro have you heard the new NoFuckerz rap song "can't touch my swag"?
Me: yeah it's pretty fucking gay
Me: yeah it's pretty fucking gay
by bruh funny June 27, 2019
This day is where you touch my boobs for fun because it is so fun and you have an excuse to do it this day. This is on March 21st
by Sixgippyguppies April 04, 2019
The "National Touch Minors Day" is a day when you can touch a person anywhere no matter the age.
This day is 14th April so get ready to be legally allowed to touch a minor
This day is 14th April so get ready to be legally allowed to touch a minor
Policeman: "You're going jail for touching a minor"
Man: "But its National Touch Minors Day"
Policeman: "Fair enough you're good to go"
Man: "But its National Touch Minors Day"
Policeman: "Fair enough you're good to go"
by Instagram: @maxsimms_ April 13, 2018
A phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.
Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?
Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.
Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.
by Corey_Faure January 19, 2011
A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.
by Lissylooe January 03, 2020