Polished Turd

A movie in which the audience is oblivious to horrid writing because of how it looks graphically.

Bro 1: yo this movie is so good!!

Bro 2: nigga that movie was straight ass that shit was a polished turd the only thing good were the visuals

by FurryHunter69 April 29, 2023

polish car wash

similar to playing footsies, one person rubs their sock clad feet vigorously against another person's bare feet creating a warm sensation, usually whorishly

are you giving me a polish car wash under the table dude?

by sleepysleepysleepy July 12, 2017

Polish Cut

A larger than requested slice of dessert, served by a Polish family member. Typically because that’s how their parents did it, and their grandparents, ect.

“I asked for a small slice of cake, but they gave me a polish cut instead!

by Morbeenus August 01, 2022

Remove the polish

Getting the nails paint out...
Unless you mean the other one
I think you're Hitler

I am going to remove the polish!

- Adolf Hiter

by Reltih Floda (Read backwards) February 14, 2020

polish frank

(V) The Act of putting hot dog condiments on your dick and having a significant other lick it off.

I gave my girl a polish frank last night, and oh boy did she gobble it up.

by TrueDefinitionMan July 16, 2017

Polish lollipop

Peanut butter on a spoon.

Her hank can you grab me a polish lollipop ?

by Polishpeterpan August 15, 2018

Polished Freckle

The act of spreading baby gravy on the butthole and giving a rim job.

sparkman: Bro you’re not going to believe what our boss just asked me to do, give them a polished freckle!
Teabone: that’s foul, do it!

by Swarles Barkley April 09, 2025