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white pimp

a pimp that is white skin
Yall see that white pimp walkin down tha street wit de bops!
by blingonmywristt November 21, 2005
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pimp

a word pegon likes to use alot cause shes a dork
pegon is pimp
by jdolwk April 3, 2004
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pimp

Someone who gets more than half the benefit of a win-win transaction; someone who gets what they want from other people.

The opposite of a ho as defined in Urban Dictionary definition #2 http://ho.urbanup.com/1057097
(noun): Anyone who dehumanizes themselves by selling their soul to others. The term can be applied to either a man or a woman or--as in the case of <Anne Coulter>--both.Anne Coulter: You two ladies look awfully interesting. Are you Indians?
Woman #1: Yes, I'm a Navajo.
Woman #2: I'm an Arapahoe.
Anne Couter: What a coincidence! I'm a right-wing ho!
Source: Vermont Ferret, Feb 12, 2005
"Jennifer Lopez -- pimp or ho?"

(Recent conversation between talk show host and guest)
by JenniferH July 24, 2008
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Recovery Pimp

A man who preys on girls in early recovery from addiction.
He only goes to meetings because he's a recovery pimp.
by Gordy W. September 4, 2023
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pimp awesome

Its a step above pimpin', and two steps above awesome. Used when something is even more awesome than just everyday pimpin'.
Tim: where did you get that awesome fedora?

Guy with hat: I dunno, why?

Tim: just cuz its pimpin'... no its pimp awesome.

Guy with hat: i feel ya broski. That explains why the ladies cant keep their hands off me.

Tim: fo shizzle
by nutcracker15 March 22, 2010
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Algorithm Pimp

A marketer who makes content optimized purely for digital algorithms, instead of their audience's interests.

Devoid of substance and nuance, Algorithm Pimp's content usually features generic 101 advice, platitudes, truisms, Top 10 listicles, and whatever topic is currently trending in the world.

In SEO circles, Algorithm Pimps can be found on backlink farms, buying guest posts no one reads, promoting content that is SEO'd to the point where it's barely readable by a human being.

On social media, Algorithm Pimps run engagement pods, publish content at the exact same time every day, and tend to use bright color profile pictures to identify other Algorithm Pimps.

The fear of angering Zuckerberg's algorithms stops them from developing brand differentiation or an authentic point-of-view. Instead, they religiously follow best practices dictated by the channel they're marketing on.

Algorithm Pimps are usually strong performers on vanity metrics that don't quite translate to business results.

Due to their robot-like nature, Algorithm Pimps are most likely candidates to eventually be replaced by AI.
MARIO: Twitter has 237M users. But 99% of marketers don't follow the right people. Here are the Top 20 Marketers you should follow today. A THREAD 🧵

CALVIN: Yawn. Another algorithm pimp on my feed. Blocked and muted.
by Calvin Blanc November 22, 2022
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pimp pipe

a pimp's dick.
usually long and muscular
He has a massive pimp pipe.
by balawalawoohoo March 15, 2008
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