by Monkey_10101 October 28, 2020
Get the monkey noodlesmug. by Sam Dibble August 26, 2008
Get the fuzz monkeymug. An urban professional who continually re-wears suit pants to work every day, but fails to iron them, thereby creating a proliferation of creases behind the knees and alerting everyone nearby to the fact that this person is a crease monkey.
A crease monkey will also tend to have poor hygiene and wear outdated clothing. They tend to be social introverts as they have no real friends to point out to them that they smell, their clothes are outdated and they have tons of creases behind their knees.
A crease monkey will also tend to have poor hygiene and wear outdated clothing. They tend to be social introverts as they have no real friends to point out to them that they smell, their clothes are outdated and they have tons of creases behind their knees.
"Wow, look at that ugly green suit, what is that from 1981?"
"Haha, probably. I don't think he's had it pressed since 1981 either, what a crease monkey."
"Total crease monkey. I bet he smells."
"Haha, probably. I don't think he's had it pressed since 1981 either, what a crease monkey."
"Total crease monkey. I bet he smells."
by jpc1 December 7, 2009
Get the Crease monkeymug. Has two meanings:
1. Someone with a low level desk-job who relentlessly works 9-5, similar to jobsworth
2. Someone who 'grinds' endlessly on World of Warcraft or any other MMO.
1. Someone with a low level desk-job who relentlessly works 9-5, similar to jobsworth
2. Someone who 'grinds' endlessly on World of Warcraft or any other MMO.
1. "Damn grind monkeys made a huge queue in the post office on their lunch break"
2. "He's playing again? Man he's such a grind moneky"
2. "He's playing again? Man he's such a grind moneky"
by Nihilelevant January 13, 2009
Get the Grind Monkeymug. by The G November 28, 2003
Get the Space monkeymug. 
When two gay guys are in the shower the one on the outside (away from the water) is the ice monkey.
The male's actual penis might also be referred to as the ice monkey.
If there are 3 male's in the shower , there is more then likely 2 ice monkeys. Gay males should use a hot tub to avoid getting ice monkied
The male's actual penis might also be referred to as the ice monkey.
If there are 3 male's in the shower , there is more then likely 2 ice monkeys. Gay males should use a hot tub to avoid getting ice monkied
The two gay males did not share the hot water equally and poor Bruce became an ice monkey.
Bruce's penis was out of the heat too long and shrunk down to a rather embarrassing ice monkey .
Bruce's penis was out of the heat too long and shrunk down to a rather embarrassing ice monkey .
by UrbanKnowsAll111 June 21, 2010
Get the Ice Monkeymug.