Johnny Burns is fucking awesome and deserves everything good in this life and needs someone to check up on him because he is falling into a state of severe depression.
by Opulentbitch February 06, 2023
When a girl fucks your ass with a 14 inch dildo using chilie oil for lube, creating a "burning ring of fire"
by Mr.DepresoExpresso June 06, 2021
this is the shit that comes out of someone's ass while a john glenn is happening, or because of a john glenn
by johnglenn69 June 23, 2017
the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.
by thepotatohoe March 29, 2023
by Dixxie Longg May 10, 2020
Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.
by SquatchIt September 24, 2020
by Calamus9 November 05, 2020