Cold Gravy

While masturbating outside in below freezing weather, you spill your seed in either the snow or it freezes before it hits the ground.

Because the lack of privacy, I decided to go outside and make cold gravy.

by hunghorseman September 9, 2013

Cold Dragon

When the male penis can rarely only produce cold, dead sperm into a women's vagina. Often failing to have a baby since the sperm is infact, dead.

I don't even know if we should adopt a child or not cause these last months I kept giving my wife cold dragons.

by williamj August 25, 2011

Cold Blood

Cruisin' downtown
Shakin' her love
T and A talkin' to me
Felt my heart drop
Wheeled a dead stop
Girl has got me on my knees
Baby baby babe don't make me wonder
Won't you let me in
She said - see you later
Shot down
I'll be back again

Good love is all you need
But you don't want to know
Cold blood is all you bleed
When it cools off - you tease it
When it gets hot - you freeze it
Cold blood is all you bleed

Dresses so tight
Moving to the beat
Set my feet on fire
Dream come true I want to give it to you
Let the flame get higher
Baby baby you're driving me crazy
Like a cat in a cage
You make me sh-sh-sh-shiver - earthquake
Down town to the blaze

Good love is all you need
Give me what I know
Cold blood is all you bleed
When it cools off - you tease it
When it gets hot - you freeze it
Cold blood is all you bleed

You make me so hot
I feel my temperature rise
Don't shoot me down - No

When it cools off - you tease it
When it gets hot - you freeze it
Cold blood is all you bleed

Cold blood is all you bleed
Cold blood is all you bleed
Cold blood is all you bleed

by Death Menace November 13, 2022

cold spine

Basically you don't give a fuck about anything and your ignoring all the bad stuff around you while trying to stay positive even though its hard cause your life is depressing and you refuse to talk to anyone about it.

Damn he has a really cold spine.

by Any no outs May 27, 2018

the cake is cold

what co-workers tell each other as secret code to know that, yes, today is somebody's birthday - and yes, cake will be shared in the lunchroom.

Receptionist J: isn't today Mary's birthday?

Receptionist P: Duh wench, the cake is cold!

by ReceptionistJ September 4, 2008

Cold One-oscopy

The act of butt bonging an ice cold brewsky. Also known as butt chugging or butt bonging.

After Brent lost a bet to his boys he had to take a good ol’ cold one-oscopy.

by Bro Terry May 31, 2019

Cold Brew Bitch

A female who only drinks cold-brew, because nothing else is strong enough or bitter enough for her, or her caffeine addicted tendencies. If she does not receive her daily dose of cold brew caffeine by 10am The world could end. She will start complaining of a headache and quit having sex with you. This is when the real bitch shows up and her cold becomes more than just the ice used to cool the coffee.

I swear why is that girl always so cold , mean, and moody, too go along with her bad breath? Oh don’t worry champ, she is just a Cold Brew Bitch

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 5, 2019