The act in which one engages in anal or vaginal intercouse and you place your partner's head into the bowl of a toliet, then during orgasim you proceed to swirly your partner.
My bitch wouldn't shut up about getting shit in her hair after the Canadian Can Job I gave her last night!!
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Get the Canadian Hole Punch mug.(n.) Apologizing for how often you apologize. Also known as an "apology vortex" but associated with Canadians due to the sterotype of saying "sorry" for basically everything.
Corinne: "I'm sorry I say 'sorry' so much!"
Matt: "You are sorry for being sorry? You must be Canadian...This is clearly a Canadian Apology Vortex."
Matt: "You are sorry for being sorry? You must be Canadian...This is clearly a Canadian Apology Vortex."
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Get the Canadian Apology Vortex mug.Powerful creatures were born from children’s apathy for falling recreational equipment. Dressed in Mounty uniforms and riding toy moose, their heads are donned with football helmets signed by Josef Stalin. These fairies have concocted a brilliant scheme to take over Antarctica, long heralded as the “Party Capital of the Tundra.” Have been known to throw volleyballs at random teens.
by Silly Whitey November 11, 2003
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Get the canadian sweet tooth mug.The act of giving a blow job while having a mouthful of mash potato's. May also be a cure for a headache. More research is needed.
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Get the canadian snow job mug.When one produces a turd of sufficient length and girth to breech the drain off the toilet rendering it impossible to flush down.
Dude, that Canadian log jam I left in the men's room was so big the vacuum flush couldn't even take it down!
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