taylor swift

mid blonde auntie who fell off... but still would lowk 👅💦

taylor swift fell off
what happened to the taylor i used to love?
stop making cringe songs ur 35
mature up instead of gaslighting white women

by daddy bright October 5, 2025

taylor swift

Kanye made her fucking famous

Person 1 "yeah Kanye West made that bitch taylor swift famous."
Person 2 "yeah he made that bitch famous."

by Lacklusta February 28, 2025

Taylor Swift

An alleged singer/songwriter who is popular among white women and men with low testosterone. Contrary to popular belief, the rest of us neither know nor care who she has dated or whatever, we hate her because her songs just plain aren't very good. Musically, they're the exact same mass produced dog crap as every other pop star. Lyrically, they're vapid and banal. And yet we have to get ear raped with them everywhere we go on this God forsaken earth, every day of our rotten lives. Also, if you think she has ever written any of her own songs, we will accept cash or check for your brand new bridge. Very little else of her personal life is worth mentioning, except that she has had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson cringe, and she probably has a penis.

Christ on a stick, they blast Taylor Swift on the radio all day and they wonder why so many people shoot up schools.

by Sadie Enward April 22, 2025

Taylor Swift

Someone who is a very over-rated musician who does not sing real music. She uses autotune and very synthetic instruments and runs her own online cult following of sheep who do not understand what real music is.

I'm not here to tell you that real music is 80's rock that your daddy listened to while taking you to swim practice, but rather it comes from skill and hard work. Not having a robot sing for you.

Taylor Swift is completely over rated, along with other musicians like Brittany Spears. 🖕

by all-hail-cthulhu May 29, 2025

Taylor Swift

An exceptionally toothy blowjob

John broke up with Emma after she gave him the 'ole Taylor Swift in his car.

by deepspace_69 July 2, 2025

Pull A Swiftie

When a male or female pops up, sleeps with everything in their capacity over a short period of time then vanishes from the public eye, only to pop up in another village/town/city/continent having written numerous songs/poems/Facebook updates/general gobbing off about the lacklustre performance of their previous lovers, before repeating the cycle again.....and again.

Pull A Swiftie

"Have you seen that new bit of totty that has moved in to Peckham Road.... Phwooooaaaar!!!"

"Stay well clear mate, rumour has it that she Pull(ed) a Swiftie in her last town......"

by ThroatPunch January 10, 2017

Pulling a T swift

When you talk about people behind their back;make songs about everyone you've ever dated and broke up with; if you are a scaley, cold blooded, slithery snake

Man I told Jessie about how I was cheating on jake and turned out she was pulling a T Swift on me!

by CRAZYPEOPLE123456789 August 27, 2017