Stalker

Stalker (n): formal term of a Jihad

Hey do you know Jihad?
Oh you mean Stalker?
Yeah bro

by Manabananaaaa November 16, 2019

Stalkers

To have someone that is overly obsessed with you and very crazy about you and follows you around and wants to know everything about you

Bella-Omg look it’s Jazz let’s go follow him
Maya-JAZZZ HIIIIIIIIIIII we want to be your stalkers

by MayaandChristian December 10, 2019

stalker main

From critical strike, this phrase is used to refer to the class "stalker", which is considered very annoying by the community. By using this, you emphasize that someone is a "professional loser", thus, their opinions will not matter, nor will their words.

Dont care, didnt ask, plus, you are a stalker main

by Frosted Fool December 31, 2019

Shaker Jr High

a school where kids are judged of looking a certain way, acting a certain way, having mental illnesses and are told to kill themselves. a school where the popular think they are privileged and the whole administration treats them as so too. a school where the popular kids get always with everything. a school where the “non-popular” kids are mistreated by the kids and administrators. a school where kids are told to kill themselves and come pretty close to too, then get made fun of for it. a school that literally does nothing to protect the kids and only care about money

“im being threated”
“okay we will talk to those kids”

3 weeks later

“mom the school didn’t do anything”

“of course they didn’t it’s shaker jr high, why would they”

by ananonymouskidfromshaker January 15, 2020

snaker

Owner of a pay to win, premade minecraft server xoxoxo quirky girl

xoxoxoquirkygirl: p2w premade factions lol
snaker: nah get banned n*gg*

by Wavid Daliams April 3, 2020

Stalker D

A guy who used to stalk your parents therefore the stalker part but now just likes it when you whip him on minecraft

“Have you see stalker d?”
“No, haven’t you heard he’s in hospital for whipping himself in real life”

by Chickenfabpants April 16, 2020

stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚

male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend

by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020