speed date

to partake a social engagement with a member of the opposite sex while on the drug Speed. While on the date everything moves remarkably fast. see quick.

Tony and Mariela went out to the Mongolian barbecue, drove to the lake, got a speeding ticket on the way, sprinted down the beach, removed their clothing, did the deed, kissed each other good night, and returned home in a matter of 4.2 seconds

by Kyle King August 31, 2004

Speed Garage

The act of self gratification or masturbation or even wanking

Have you been in your room listening to speed garage?

by teamplayer March 28, 2004

high speed dsl's

1) exceeding dsls and dial up at an exceedingly high rate.

2) having dsls and performing filatio at an excedingly high speed

Sharky's high speed dsl's left my shaft soft and flacid

by shaddy July 16, 2006

high speed teepee chase

when you meet your friends.....dive into bushes....get someones house really good and then go to get another persons house but a car drives by and says "what are you guys doing" and you say, "not you" and then they chase you around and you go uhp this hill and you and your friend trip and roll down a prickley hill and loose your glasses in pitch black....and then some guy pulls uhp and says, "get in the car" and says you fucking teepeed my house and you say you didnt but then you found out what you though was your friends house was actually the guys house and while trying to hide from them you scrape uhp our knee and then you go to the guys house and take down all the toilet paper and move it to the next house over which is actually your friends house and you get the house really good......and you never stop talking about that day!!!

"get in the car"
"what"
"get the fuck uhp, and get in the car"
"what are you talking about"
"you fucking teepeed my house"
"no we didnt"
"yes you did stop lying"
"wait where do you live"
"the last house on cheyenne"
"ohhhhhh, we thought your house was our friends"
"well it's not"
"sorry"
haaaaaa that was a high speed teepee chase

by kickass and redmist <3 April 25, 2010

speed ball

a intense game of paintball. Played with the use of large inflatable bunkers and the use of high velocity paintball markers. The game is played in a small field with two teams against each other.

Let's go play speed ball at SC village!

by Alejandro Contreras April 25, 2007

speed

A darned good movie.

Keanu Reeves is one badass motherfucker.

by us3rnotfound April 7, 2005

speed

how fast one's internet connection allows them to download or upload content to or from the internet often messured in Mbps and Kbps.

Right now my internet connection speed for downloading is appoximately 4Mbps or 4291Kbps. My uploading speed is approximately 280Kbps, unfortunately.

by runandwin February 3, 2005