Snack Heaux

A person who is the keeper and distributor of snacks of all kinds. This person does not get paid for this and is usually bullied by a child into distributing said snacks.

Now that I have become a mother, I am their snack heaux.

by Tink81 October 12, 2025

track snack

Florida Man walking directly in path of oncoming train. Darwin Award.

High speed train got a “track snack” today.

by Bits n bytes October 22, 2025

Scooby doo boner snacks

When a guy feeds a person their cock in dog food

Do you want some scooby doo boner snacks

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025

Basement Snack

A person who likes getting their a** eaten

I would never date a basement snack, I am too afraid they'd fart in my face.

by angryjunebug March 18, 2025

Peruvian Scooby Snacks

When you solve the mystery of finding the clit and are rewarded by performing the most volatile cunnilingus on the chunkiest coochie imaginable

Dude, dude I found it!

Found what?

The clit! When I found it she let me nom-nom on her Peruvian Scooby Snacks!

by OG Bemper June 14, 2023

Snack attack

The act inserting a snack cake or other food items into a partners vagina and consuming the food with one’s younger

Ryan gave Bailey a snack attack last night.

by De gastankerrederij February 27, 2023

Abel Snack Time

A very strange sexual encounter that inspired a religion under the same name.

It’s Abel snack time… Mhmmmm.

by Snacklebox March 15, 2023