When you rip a chainsaw fart during an awful case of swamp ass that has the same sound, smell and consistency of slapping two pieces of lunch meat together.
I came home from a run and let out a Baloney Slapper so rancid my dog came to see if I was about to feed him.
by BigDickCorrine April 15, 2022
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"Hey Billy, why did the chicken cross the road?... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" *laughs hysterically*
"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*
"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*
by lovelyleftorgan777 May 4, 2022
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A methed out subway worker with no teeth who puts nasty shit on your sub and doesn’t take it off then toasts it
That methed out dirty fucker with no teeth and pointy front gums that fucked up my sandwich. Nasty ass red snapper
by Clapped out jeep shiesty May 30, 2022
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I came across the Duckbilled Slapperpuss on her way to the rail station, her name I can’t recall, but the memories linger of her enhancements !
by The Cat 🐈 July 9, 2022
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“We Nandermo Shipper fans love the scenes where Nandor and gizmo show that they really care for one another”
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Mum: Hey johnny, I loved blowing and riding your Whipper Snapper last night!
Johnny: I loved fucking and fingering your sticky cat, and It felt amazing, but you're my mum so don't mention it to anyone at school, okay?
Johnny: I loved fucking and fingering your sticky cat, and It felt amazing, but you're my mum so don't mention it to anyone at school, okay?
by PeenWee November 9, 2022
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