Seasoned bitch

A bitch bagel

"dude quit being a seasoned bitch"

by TheUncutPimp November 12, 2023

sex season

a time our year where sex is highly desirable

“yo, it’s sex season bois”

“did you get some sauce last night” “of course it’s sex season!”

by kweensauce November 19, 2019

Seasoning searchers

White boys who like girls of colour.

(whites boys don't season their food so they are looking for some flavoring hence the "seasoning")

James (white boy) likes Jasmine (Indian girl) , therfore James is a seasoning searchers.

(yes this very stereotypical but I'm sorry it was funny to me and my cousins)

by Diyajal P May 25, 2024

Jobless Reincarnation Season 3

WOOOOOAH! WHAT!? THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN DOES IT!? WOOOOOOOOOAH!!! Please tell me that that is some kind of premonition that he is trying to avoid or something NO WAY!

Hym "I gotta pick up Jobless Reincarnation season 3 back up because there is no fucking way the spoilers are real! Ooooooooh no! Oooooooooh man! That does not bode well for whoever that is about! We all know I'm Man-God but that other guy is getting cooked. Cooked and shook! Shaked and Baked! That is wild!"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

Season you

To season someone means to pepper spray them since pepper is a type of seasoning

Person: Don't mess with me or I'm gonna season your eyes.
Bully: Don't be a wimp. Fight me if you dare.
Person: * proceeds to pepper spray the bully's eyes*

by @gigachad December 16, 2022

Orange season

Orange season follows directly after Yam season, and ends at the end of March. The vitamin C within oranges is used to harm a fetus in an attempt to miscarry after participating as said yam in yam season.

“Girl you let him hit?” - Sierra

“Baby, it’s orange season.” - Bella

by belllppeppperr March 1, 2020

there’s always next season

A phrase usually used for banter clubs such as Manchester City, Paris Saint-German and Arsenal. This is because they can never win the champions league and call it a mickey mouse trophy because they are tinpot clubs.

Bayern Fan: We beat you in the champions league 💀 your club is a joke
PSG Fan: Whatever there’s always next season

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023