A strong, warrior woman who strategically and successfully fights murderous, grizzly bears while defending the innocent alongside her trusty assistant who is a baby Dino, Benamin.
Samantha*Jo and her trusty sidekick, Benamin the DinoBaby, narrowly escaped the viscous, Grizzly army and retreated to their secret, majestic lair to plan their victory.
by MyWarriorQueen January 24, 2026
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Jill had a Sloppy Samantha during the debate today at school.
Oh man, they had to drain the pool today because Abby had a Sloppy Samantha during practice.
Oh man, they had to drain the pool today because Abby had a Sloppy Samantha during practice.
by Torbert February 10, 2018
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The act of inserting a celluar device of any sort into the anal region of a significant other with the phone calling the ex boyfriend/girlfriend of said significant other
Me and Naomi did the Slimy Samantha yesterday and I couldn't tell if she was shitting or if it was her ex talking
by Owouchmyfoot August 5, 2018
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by Muzzrelli January 20, 2019
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by Hunter Michael jones January 28, 2019
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by sum randum dood May 3, 2021
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human 1: look! that dude is wearing a serious sam t-shirt and has a backpack full of beheaded kamikaze plushes! he's a serious samaniac!!
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human 2: it even yells!
human 1: cool.
human 2: *throws beheaded kamikaze plush at human 1*
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human 2: it even yells!
human 1: cool.
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