Samsung

A phone praised for being “better” than Apple branded phones. (of which also have their own cons) Similar to Apple, Samsung phones deteriorate over time, faster yet than Apple, surprisingly. Comes with unoptimized and clunky apps, with a side of bad battery.

Samsung phones are mid. (I’ve done my research.)

by unused username February 14, 2024

Samantha Brodka

Samantha Brodka is something special. She will be there for you whenever you need it. She is talented, sexy, fit body, funny and most of all beautiful and sweet. You will usually find a Samantha Brodka on a sunbed because she loves to tan. She loves to sing, do her makeup and do her hair. Her close partner and family is the most important thing to her. Remember kids if there’s a Samantha Brodka in your life, take the opportunity immediately. It’s something you won’t regret. Everyone loves her!

‘Bro is that Samantha Brodka??’
‘Yeah man I heard her boyfriend is a sick guy though’
‘I know wish I was him’

by Samantha brodka March 15, 2024

Samsungaphobia

It's a phobia that hates Samsung because they are generally a islamic company related to islamaphobia.

Due to samsungaphobia, The man ripped the eid banners at the Samsung store.

by samsunger March 19, 2024

smaunking

the act of putting your cum into a funnel and putting it back through the penis just to jerk it off again

i loved my semen so much so i started smaunking

by jedspeakable March 26, 2024

Samund

Homosexual midget who jerks off big black oiled up men. Often found in ventilation systems.

Samund was jerking off 5 big black men at the same time.

by caulk and bawls April 18, 2024

Samantha's ass

That ass that everyone wants until they find out that she was passed around a club house like a buskers hat.

Eewww that that bitch from blacktown has a samantha's ass, GAPING

by Philphilphilphil April 27, 2024

Samsung

That Bitch of the phone world

"What phone should I get?"

"Samsung cause she that Bitch

by ionknowbro91 June 11, 2024