PTSB

Post Traumatic Stress Bullshit.

"I was raped when I was a fetus. My Shrink has diagnosed my condition as PTSB. { Will need life long therapy}. Thank God I have disability"!

by Shrink67 November 10, 2013

PTL

Short/Text slang for "Party Tonight with Liqour

Hey guys PTL at my place, let's ride!

by BigMikeRideorDie November 19, 2019

Ptk

Pt killlers a gang in Bridgeport Connecticut they are also known as the green boys

We PTK all day

by Bpt_bait February 24, 2021

Ptso day

on october 26 wear yo best fits post on ig wit the #PTSODAY

wear yo best fits so we can finally see who can really ptso om Ptso Day

by Ptso Enthusiasts October 12, 2022

Gum Rape PTSD

A variation of PTSD that is more severe than any other! It originates from the deprivation of the satisfaction of someone who is offered gum by someone not accepting that pleasant gift and aggressively shoving it into various cavities on the giver. This is the most severe form of PTSD and can cause severe laughter.

Jose: hey, essé, what happened to you?!

Carlos: I'm suffering from severe Gum Rape PTSD

by The Most High Council of Psych April 30, 2013

E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time)

The time you have until you need to get to the crapper.

My E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) is about 5 minutes. Get this car moving.

by Sassy Sue October 3, 2012

P.T. Cruiser

Entering a bar and ordering 5 beers and 5 shots of tequila. Must be consumed in less than an hour.

I pulled a P.T. Cruiser last night at the pub.

Bartender, may I have a P.T. cruiser please?

by Paul T August 28, 2008