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by multi retarded boy October 21, 2020

Sidewinder poop

When ones poop is so long and unbroken that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl like a snake, hence sidewinder poop.

"There is a sidewinder poop wrapped around the bowl 2 full times."

by sherri421 June 16, 2009

le big poop

when you take a shit so large that you're proud of it

I just did "le big poop." It was SO large that I flushed three times and it was still there. Stinky too. I'll bet you can't do "le big poop."

by cool uncle August 14, 2011

the prickly poop

When your poop passes through your anus and into the toilet bowel, it feels like it is highly consentrated with crushed peanuts.

The prickly poop I just passed felt like chunky peanut butter passing through my anus.

by wollygog October 4, 2016

Let's poop on it

When a big decision is to be made people poop to clear their minds, then decide. Similar to "let's sleep on it".

Grandma has been vegetative for a year now, should we pull the plug?

I just don't know my emotions are overwhelming me. Let's poop on it and decide then.

by Cumswapper the Benevolent July 30, 2016

I need to poop

When you feel like you need to poop but not so much that its urgent and you usually just procrastinate on pooping until its urgent.

"I need to poop"

"Then poop"

"Nah"

by 3421 June 29, 2020

Spider Poop

When one person is sitting on the toilet pooping and another person sits on their lap facing them and poops at the same time.

If we were in love we would spider poop.

by Jessica ;p October 31, 2008