Polish pencil push

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.

Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.

by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021

Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.

Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.

by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021

Polish

When referring to sex or fetish, to polish off refers to the act of bringing a male to completion using the feet, toes, soles (I.e. footjob)... While barefoot or while wearing accessories such as socks or pantyhose.

He asked me to polish him off with my fuzzy slippers, but I couldn't get the mess out afterwards.

by Ferralyn river January 26, 2021

Polishing the knob

Whenever the woman proceeds to give head in the shower

Yo bro, what was all of that noise in the shower? Aww shee my b dawg, my girl was polishing the knob.

by Medidichi February 9, 2021

polish

it means be upset rude or mad

yo mcgregor was in so much polish after the poirier fight

by why names taken February 10, 2021

polish pay

When you use a potato as a fleshlight and mud as lube.

Mate, im so poor I've begun using polish pay for satisfaction.

OR
Did you hear about Smith? He found polish pay at the farm.

by SootRat February 15, 2021

Polish Rainbow

Referring to when an artificial rainbow celebrating gay pride is set on fire.

Ugh, more pride parades? Let's go make a Polish Rainbow.

by leiavonalderaan February 25, 2021