Phantomrhea Gassatosis

When you think you have diarrhea but you only have loud wet farts.

Eating too much hamburger helper will give you phantomrhea Gassatosis.

by Trondolla January 5, 2021

Phantom Poop

when after anal sex, one feels the sensation of having to poop when they do not have to poop.

do you really have to poop, or is it just phantom poop.

by sirshitsalot96 February 27, 2021

pandoable

Good enough for CoVid times.

How your new crush Scott?

Not great, but pandoable.

by Hamakua February 28, 2021

phantom clap

When the guy you're having sex with only sighs and makes no other noise.

"God My boyfriend is such a phantom clapper, it annoys me."

by Phantom clap March 3, 2021

Phantom

A shy human, probably has anxiety, and doesn't like being social.

Oh Josh, Your such a phantom!

by Phantom Funny March 10, 2021

Pandorized

The action of completely screwing up what could be an awesome playlist.

Listening to Mr. Brightside by The Killers on a pandorized System of a Down playlist which should only consist of genres such as alternative metal, nu metal, heavy metal, hard rock, and progressive metal

by JiZZl3 March 11, 2021

phantom_dead

Phantom_dead is a really cool person! They like chocolate and are really cool. Go follow them on tiktok or else(•̀ᴗ•́)و

Person1: hey have you seen phantom_deads page on tiktok yet?!

Person2: No why?

Person1: they are really cool!

Person2: ok I will follow them!!!!!

by ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽Phantom_dead| (• ◡•)| March 15, 2021