by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021
Get the Dan "Get In The Van" Schneidermug. To tie your partners ankles to their upper thighs in an attempt to make them a paraplegic. Them having sex with them.
by swanny2008 March 22, 2010
Get the The Lieutenant Danmug. When you pull a ligament in your knee whilst sleeping. You do this by trapping your foot In a crack and twisting in bed,
'Haha! You're so puny you're a jack Plowman!'
'Haha! You're so puny you're a jack Plowman!'
by Banta42069blaze December 8, 2014
Get the dan spargomug. by Sloths&Shrimps May 16, 2022
Get the dans juicemug. 
A former Vice President who avoided the Vietnam War draft by joining the Indiana National Guard. He embarrassed George Bush by his unbelievably idiotic remarks. One such case was that he panned the popular TV show 'Murphy Brown' because the FICTIONAL main title character (portrayed by Candace Bergen) had an adulterous affair. It was 'against Family Values' in his book. He was too stupid to realize that it was just a comedic (with a little drama) FICTIONAL TV show, not 'encouraging' anything. A stuck-up spoiled immature dum-dum boy. A moron.
After George Bush lost his reelection bid to Bill Clinton in 1992, he stated that he was going to retire to be a full time grandpa, and write his memoirs. They came out nearly 9 years later. He's had a colorful illustrious life and many changes occurred during his 8 years as Reagan's Vice President and 4 as President. As for having Dan Quayle as his Vice President; all he wrote was, 'My God! What was I thinking?!!'.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2024
Get the Dan Quaylemug.